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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's...

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you...

Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing...

I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to...

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the...

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well,...

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk...

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed...

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very...

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to...

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I...

Every time I've done comedy in like traditional comedy clubs there's...

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk...

When I tour it's like well like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I...

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