Billy Connolly's Quotes

Billy Connolly's Quotes 18

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my...

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you...

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I...

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...

Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...

Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

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