Chelsea Handler's Quotes

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Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I...

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life.

E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're...

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the...

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that...

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I...

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone...

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and...

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