Conan O'Brien's Quotes

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I have an abacus at home.

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and...

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear...

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her...

Keep cool my babies.

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move...

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't...

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if...

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with...

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have

All I ask is one thing, and I'm asking this particularly of young people:...

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us...

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

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