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"When life hands you lemons say

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two...

I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing...

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four...

Ambulances were cool. "You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts," I...

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar....

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires...

At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she...

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and...

"Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly....

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he...

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, "She was really happy when I got there....

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