Dennis Miller's Quotes

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I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that...

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I rant, therefore I am.

I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...

Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...

Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...

I rant therefore I am.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

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