Emo Philips's Quotes

Emo Philips's Quotes 25

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that...

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...

Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...

My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...

A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I was sleeping the other night alone thanks to the exterminator.

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