Eoin Colfer's Quotes

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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

"You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire....

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue...

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over...

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to...

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.

Orion brightened. "I have an idea.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom,...

Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant....

That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

I don't like lollipops.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"Hey, look-your

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers...

"Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I...

"Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take...

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere...

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's...

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