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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a...

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but...

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from...

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a...

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie but...

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from...

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