Gilbert Gottfried's Quotes

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I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind...

I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if...

With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the...

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one...

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke...

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny...

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me...

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship much less the kind...

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