Greg Behrendt's Quotes

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I went to stand-up when my rock n' roll dreams weren't coming true. I knew it...

I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if...

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who...

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a...

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in...

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain...

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is...

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy...

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