Jackie Mason's Quotes

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

I used to hear on the radio people like Jack Benny or Bob Hope, but I never...

I have a great identification with Judaism as a religion and as a culture,...

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a...

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

Predictions are preposterous.

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is...

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is...

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