Jeff Foxworthy's Quotes

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like...

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most...

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on...

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but...

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money...

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without you just might...

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you...

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids and I am not. My feeling is if...

I've been to all 50 states and traveled this whole country and 90 percent...

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with...

I say If everybody in this house lives where it's God first friends and...

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest craziest most...

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate you might be a redneck.

My grandma's the most careful safe driver in the world. You put her in a...

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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.

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