Jeff Foxworthy's Quotes

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like...

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most...

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on...

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but...

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money...

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without you just might...

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you...

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids and I am not. My feeling is if...

I've been to all 50 states and traveled this whole country and 90 percent...

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with...

I say If everybody in this house lives where it's God first friends and...

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest craziest most...

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate you might be a redneck.

My grandma's the most careful safe driver in the world. You put her in a...

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