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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more...

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that...

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the...

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my...

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that...

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my...

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right...

You just have to keep trying to do good work and hope that it leads to more...

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that...

If the events of September 11 2001 have proven anything it's that the...

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs but the shopping...

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty which quite frankly I could...

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