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I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are...

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope...

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I...

Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and...

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to...

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are...

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was it was my own.

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