Mel Brooks's Quotes

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I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because...

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive...

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as...

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and...

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The...

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're...

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer...

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Well just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be...

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer...

Everything we do in life is based on fear especially love.

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death what chance have I got? Practically...

Look I don't want to wax philosophic but I will say that if you're alive...

I don't believe in this business of being behind better to be in front.

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