Milton Berle's Quotes

Milton Berle's Quotes 18

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more...

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny....

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy...

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching...

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

You can lead a man to Congress but you can't make him think.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

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