Spike Milligan's Quotes

Spike Milligan's Quotes 33

Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.

When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that...

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was...

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light but the Electricity...

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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