Stephen Colbert's Quotes

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Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the furthest thing from it. Because...

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and...

I like to do things that are publicly embarrassing, to feel the embarrassment...

If you don't give power to the words that people throw at you to hurt you,...

That's my parenting style - 'Go watch the TV.' I'm one of 11 children, and my...

If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you...

I love 'Sunday in the Park with George.' I saw that when I was just, just...

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous...

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a...

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the...

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in...

You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be...

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I...

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and...

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a...

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they...

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

In order to maintain an untenable position you have to be actively ignorant....

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on and...

I wrote things for the school's newspaper and - like all teenagers - I...

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time that I used to be a...

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked she got famous...

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But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

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