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As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a...

If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an...

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid...

Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the...

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people...

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a...

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