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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne BooslerPhoto by JOHN TOWNER on Unsplash
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne BooslerI've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
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Women do come up to me, and they tell me what they think! I've gotten great compliments on my eyes and my smile. But I don't see myself as sexy.
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