Paula Poundstone about Funny : I don't have a bank account because I do

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

- Paula Poundstone

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

- Paula Poundstone

account because mother maiden

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