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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch HedbergI drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch HedbergI'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told...
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or...
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you...
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved.
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
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