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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or...
Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you...
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
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