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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians...
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I...
Just for the record: happiness is not bullshit.
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