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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul LyndeAnd the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a...
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone...
With comedy, don't try to be funny. That's really helped me. Just say the...
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun and people call it...
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