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I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
- Bill BrysonPhoto by Kalen Emsley on Unsplash
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
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And remember it's also very funny because side by side with grief lies joy.
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Yes I guess you could say I am a loner but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.
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