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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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One and one is two and two and two is four and five will get you ten if you...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another in case it doesn't rain.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think...
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop...
It's a weird thing. Rick Springfield wrote 'Jessie's Girl,' and he probably...
We were never a family that had a lot. We had enough but not a lot.
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