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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.
- Andy SambergYou are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.
- Andy SambergI've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I...
I think I was the only person in my experimental film class doing comedy. But...
It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of...
It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of...
From daycare to graduation, our education system stacks the odds against the...
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.
One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation...
My daughter finished high school the same month I got my master's degree. I'm...
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
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