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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Johnny CarsonHappiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Johnny CarsonIf variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're...
There is no such thing as death. In nature nothing dies. From each sad remnant of decay, some forms of life arise so shall his life be taken away before he knoweth that he hath it.
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