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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
- Henny YoungmanI played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
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Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a type of publishing or broadcasting, because that's what we're used to. So people complain that there's a lot of rubbish online, or that it's dominated by Americans, or that you can't necessarily trust what you read on the Web.
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