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Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
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Comedy's so subjective and if someone comes to watch doesn't get it...
You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and...
I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with...
I've often been told that I'm a 30-year-old trapped in a teenager's body. I don't know how I feel about that, but I'll take it, I guess. I'm definitely mature, and I'm the one that takes care of everyone in my friendship group.
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