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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch HedbergPhoto by Andreas Gücklhorn on Unsplash
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning just try that mix and tell me what you think.
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