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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
- Mitch HedbergThis shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
- Mitch HedbergI like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians...
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
As I get older all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children...
People are always complaining that life's not fair, but that simply isn't true. Life is extraordinarily fair. It's just not centered on you.
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