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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred AllenI learned law so well the day I graduated I sued the college won the case...
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I've given offense by saying I'd as soon write free verse as play tennis with the net down.
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