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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- Jerry SeinfeldPhoto by Meriç Dağlı on Unsplash
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- Jerry SeinfeldThe IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!
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Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves.
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