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I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.
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Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
I belive I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
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