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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
- Mitch HedbergPhoto by Sergey Shmidt on Unsplash
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me...
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for...
It didn't matter that Charlie Chaplin may not have been a great director or a great anything else. He made great movies.
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