By subscribing to Quotes Digest you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it the audience votes and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
- Elayne BooslerPhoto by Simon Wilkes on Unsplash
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it the audience votes and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
- Elayne BooslerI am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the...
I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other...
By subscribing to Daily Mail Quotes you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.