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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had with a lot of groups that use humor people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
- Al YankovicOne of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had with a lot of groups that use humor people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
- Al YankovicAs my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being...
As my father used to tell me the only true sign of success in life is being...
When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience a family...
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny...
"Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent...
I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they...
In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's...
My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,'...
Apples and oranges, my therapist tells me. What if you're not the same as other women, what if you're an entirely different fruit? she asks gently. But everyone has a favorite fruit, I tell her. I feel a tear run down my cheek. Everyone prefers one over the other. That is how the world works; everything is ranked. One is always better than the other.
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