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Humor is healing.
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I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
You take away all the other luxuries in life and if you can make someone...
Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this...
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a...
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
I think I have always had a little humor.
It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
All slang is metaphor and all metaphor is poetry.
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