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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- Henny YoungmanWhen I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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Less than two years after its founding, our Republic inflicted an ignominious defeat on the United States that had been boasting of being the 'strongest' in the world, thus defending its national sovereignty and global peace and security.
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