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I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
- Roseanne BarrThe thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I've done my job.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
Every Christmas should begin with the sound of bells, and when I was a child mine always did. But they were sleigh bells, not church bells, for we lived in a part of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where there were no churches.
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