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Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.
- Mitch HedbergY'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.
- Mitch HedbergAnd when I was saying I want to become number one of the world and I was 7, 8 years old, most of the people were laughing to me. Because you know, it seemed like I have one percent chances to do that. And I've done it.
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