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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho MarxPhoto by Claudel Rheault on Unsplash
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho MarxFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most...
Personally, I would miss a wedding. I would miss childbirth. I would miss a...
I had a Hebraic wedding in New York, so I'm definitely Jewish.
I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs.
The history of agriculture is the history of humans breeding seeds and animals to produce traits we want in our crops and livestock.
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