Henny Youngman about Christmas : I once wanted to become an atheist but

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.

- Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.

- Henny Youngman

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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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