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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'
- Jerry SeinfeldPhoto by Jay Mantri on Unsplash
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'
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That a man be willing when others are so too as far forth as for peace and defense of himself he shall think it necessary to lay down this right to all things and be contented with so much liberty against other men as he would allow other men against himself.
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