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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
- Art BuchwaldYou can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're...
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times it's the only time...
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're...
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...
I spent my 18th birthday in jail. Charges were dropped as long as I promised...
Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to...
I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of...
Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday.
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
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