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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
- Art BuchwaldWhether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times it's the only time...
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're...
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're...
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits...
Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday...
My birthday is in November, so I think I'm a Scorpio? I'm not even sure!
It is lovely when I forget all birthdays including my own to find that...
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