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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I not events have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose...
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going...
"Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded...
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching...
You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
No matter what era we're in, we need hope.
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