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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
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We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will...
"Yes Yes
I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps...
The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy...
"I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
My whole family's been in the business. My whole family is crazy.
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